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Some light hearted advice…

  1. Don't panic.
  2. Think for yourself. Don't let anyone tell you what to think or say or do. Make up your own mind.
  3. Take responsibility for yourself. Never blame others for your own misfortunes.
  4. Beauty is only skin deep, a temporary advantage that passes too soon. Cultivate a type of beauty that will endure.
  5. Remember your manners. Don't forget to say please and thank you.
  6. Don't take credit for those accidents of nature by which you are blessed.
  7. Respect your parents. They go through a lot for you.
  8. Find someone that you can trust. Then don't lose them.
  9. Never be satisfied with mediocrity. Do your best. Eliminate the expression, "I can't be bothered" from your vocabulary.
  10. Consider the lilies. They neither reap nor sow yet Solomon in all his splendour was not dressed as one of these.
  11. Find something that you are really good at and then become better at it.
  12. Don't be afraid to love too much. Love carefully. Love passionately. Love with respect.
  13. Take your time - life is not a race.
  14. Always squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
  15. Never take the last biscuit on the plate.
  16. When you have children of your own, remember your duty to publicly humiliate them just as your parents have done for you.
  17. Enjoy life while you still can. It gets worse before it gets better.
  18. Read more books - you can never read enough.
  19. Don't forget to take out the rubbish.
  20. Smile